# Where to watch No One Writes to the Colonel (1999) in the UK

> No One Writes to the Colonel (1999) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 15 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 1999  
**Runtime:** 118 minutes  
**TMDB rating:** 5.7/10  
**Genres:** Drama  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 15 May 2026 (2026-05-15T06:18:58.992Z)  

## Synopsis

Every Friday, the Colonel puts on his only suit and goes to the dock to await a letter announcing the arrival of his pension. But the townsfolk all know that this pension will never come. His wife also knows it, and even he knows it. But he is still waiting, living with the pain of the death of his son.

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

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## Frequently asked questions

**Where can I watch No One Writes to the Colonel in the UK?**

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## Sources

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