# Where to watch If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal (2013) in the UK

> If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal (2013) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 16 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 2013  
**Runtime:** 100 minutes  
**TMDB rating:** 5.4/10  
**Genres:** Drama  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 16 May 2026 (2026-05-16T11:36:54.719Z)  

## Synopsis

1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a Thief… I’d Steal portrays the world of Paulo Rocha rummaging through his films and ghosts over the years.

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

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## Frequently asked questions

**Where can I watch If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal in the UK?**

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