# Where to watch The madness of the square celibacy (1970) in the UK

> The madness of the square celibacy (1970) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 17 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 1970  
**Runtime:** 83 minutes  
**TMDB rating:** 8.0/10  
**Genres:** Comedy  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 17 May 2026 (2026-05-17T16:10:27.524Z)  

## Synopsis

An unmarried lawyer (John Gionakis), sworn enemy of marriage, resides where else? In celibacy Square. His uncle from abroad (Dionysis Papagiannopoulos) and landlady (Marika Nezer) want to marry. When he informed that in order to inherit the supposed dead uncle should marry a certain girl (Mema Stathopoulou) proposes to the girl white wedding, to get the money. Soon he changed his views on marriage.

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

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**Where can I watch The madness of the square celibacy in the UK?**

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