# Where to watch Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2008) in the UK

> Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2008) is available to watch free in the UK on Tubi TV. Last verified on 18 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 2008  
**Runtime:** 86 minutes  
**TMDB rating:** 8.0/10  
**Genres:** Comedy  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 18 May 2026 (2026-05-18T10:38:00.630Z)  

## Synopsis

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy.  Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

### Free (with ads or TV licence)

- [Tubi TV](https://tubitv.com/search/Cinematic%20Titanic%3A%20Santa%20Claus%20Conquers%20the%20Martians)

## Frequently asked questions

**Where can I watch Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians for free in the UK?**

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2008) is available free (with adverts or a TV licence) on Tubi TV in the United Kingdom.

**Is Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians on Netflix, Disney+ or Amazon Prime Video in the UK?**

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is not currently included with any major UK subscription service. It may still be available to rent or buy.

**How accurate is this film's availability data?**

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## Sources

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