Where to watch Patchwork (2008) in the UK
Patchwork (2008) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 3 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Plump Jana is a single mother. She's not looking for a man at all, she assures us during speed dating, but she can't take her eyes off a handsome guy. Her friend Grit snatches him from under her nose, but Jana doesn't let up. Daniel is soon on the hook and even moves in with her stepdaughter, but keeps his distance. When Jana tries to force the situation by getting pregnant, she promptly achieves the opposite. But then the children run away.
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in Patchwork.
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Gabriela Maria SchmeideJana Martinez -
Fritz KarlDaniel Rothenburg -
Maria SchraderXenia Napolitano-Freitag -
Oscar Ortega SánchezRoberto Martinez -
Sophie RoisGrit -
Petra BerndtWalli -
Nicholas OfczarekThommi -
Stefan MerkiFrauenarzt Dr. Möbius
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