Where to watch The $cheme (2003) in the UK
The $cheme (2003) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 16 September 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Ain't nothing funny 'bout having no money.
Through a stolen letter, three friends "discover" that the daughter of a famous local politician is desperate to have her first sexual escapade. The guys get a tabloid newspaper to pay them to get exclusive pictures of the Catholic schoolgirl caught in "the act." As the tabloid deadline approaches, the guys must find a way to either "consummate" the story, or face the wrath of a ferocious publisher.
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The Scheme 2003 [Remastered Trailer] [V1]
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Netflix
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Amazon Prime Video
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Disney+
No — The $cheme (2003) is not currently on Disney+ in the UK, and no other UK streaming, rental, or purchase listing was found in today's data. Licences change frequently — check back soon.
Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in The $cheme.
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Jimmy FallonRay -
Kamala LopezLaura -
Brian HooksAugust -
Timothy BottomsRotunno -
Nathan AndersonMartin -
Bruce WeitzXavier Felix
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The $cheme (2003) is not currently listed by any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service in our daily-updated TMDB feed. It may be on physical media, an aggregator, or pending a UK release. Check back later — availability changes frequently.
Is The $cheme on Netflix in the UK?
No — The $cheme (2003) is not currently on Netflix in the UK, and no other UK streaming, rental, or purchase listing was found in today's data. Licences change frequently — check back soon.
Is The $cheme on Amazon Prime Video in the UK?
No — The $cheme (2003) is not currently on Amazon Prime Video in the UK, and no other UK streaming, rental, or purchase listing was found in today's data. Licences change frequently — check back soon.
Is The $cheme on Disney+ in the UK?
No — The $cheme (2003) is not currently on Disney+ in the UK, and no other UK streaming, rental, or purchase listing was found in today's data. Licences change frequently — check back soon.
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