Minty the Assassin (2009) film poster — UK streaming guide

Where to watch Minty the Assassin (2009) in the UK

Name: Minty the Assassin
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror
Released: 2009-08-07
Duration: 80 min
Rating: 1.9
Cast: Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin, Jacki R. Chan

Minty the Assassin (2009) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 26 July 2026 by ScreenSearch.

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

Film
2009
80 min
★ 1.9/10 TMDB
Action
Adventure
Comedy
Horror

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Cast & crew

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DirectorEugene Baldovino

WriterEugene Baldovino

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