Where to watch No One's with the Calves (2022) in the UK
No One's with the Calves (2022) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 16 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Five houses, one bus stop, cows and nothing but fields. 24-year-old Christin lives on the farm of her long-term boyfriend Jan. The exciting post-reunification years that defined her childhood are long gone. Her relationship is loveless. She keeps the cherry liqueur close at hand. In the shimmering heat of summer, time seems to stand still – until 46-year-old wind energy engineer, Klaus, arrives.
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in No One's with the Calves.
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Saskia RosendahlChristin -
Rick OkonJan -
Godehard GieseKlaus -
Hendrik HeutmannDieter -
Enno TrebsTorsten -
Peter MoltzenFrank
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Anne WeinknechtManuela
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Elisa SchlottCaro
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